The following comes from Jerri Lynn Ward.

Hi!  I am an American parent.  I willingly send my children as young as 5 years old to be educated by people I don’t know because it’s FREE!  Aren’t I smart? I know the teachers might be Commies and that they might make my kids learn about anal sex as practiced by sodomites, but it is FREE!  I know my 5 year old might get beat up on the bus, but it is FREE!  I know that education majors are taught bullshit and come from the stupid category of college majors, but it is FREE!  I know that government schools outlaw the influence of Christ, but I can make up for 38 hours a week of humanism with 30 minutes of Sunday School at my mega church.  Besides,  it’s FREE!