A popular slogan for police around the country is: “To Protect and Serve.” Of course, police actions make a mockery of that.

Here’s a few ideas for what their slogan ought to be.

1. Comply or Die
2. To Terrorize and Collect
3. Home of the Fee, Land of the Slave
4. Respect Our Authority
5. We Are the Law
6. POLICE. Also Judge, Jury and Executioner
7. To Harass and Molest
8. Obey and Survive
9. To Seize and Collect

And the best slogan is:

10. No slogan, because taxpayers have to pay for the lettering, and it’s wasteful of their money, and there shouldn’t be police anyway, because they are unbiblical and unconstitutional.